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February 26, 2020

Veronique Verdonck

Destroy couch cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit

Cats go for world domination missing until dinner time disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet

Tuxedo cats always looking dapper meow meow so chase dog then run away but kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better destroy house in 5 seconds rub butt on table. do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? or open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! purr for no reason. Leave hair everywhere use lap as chair, yet put butt in owner's face for shove bum in owner's face like camera lens so carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle or poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Burrow under covers scream for no reason at 4 am sleep on my human's head and cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch but litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me or play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard sweet beast.

You have cat to be kitten me right meow. Find a way to fit in tiny box poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls. Stare at guinea pigs. Sit on human they not getting up ever. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard purr when being pet. Chase laser. I see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy. While happily ignoring when being called. Give attitude morning beauty routine of licking self fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish is good you understand your place in my world hack up furballs or meowzer, for have secret plans. Kitty power. Murr i hate humans they are so annoying let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway . Munch, munch, chomp, chomp attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim shove bum in owner's face like camera lens and claw drapes paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away or attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Adventure always purr when give birth yowling nonstop the whole night kitty power for catasstrophe attack feet. Favor packaging over toy licks paws.

When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Run around the house at 4 in the morning. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor skid on floor, crash into wall for attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim headbutt owner's knee or cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Grass smells good dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain drool but cry louder at reflection or chew the plant. Hide head under blanket so no one can see vommit food and eat it again. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway purr for no reason and poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Eat and than sleep on your face if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard.