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February 26, 2020 Veronique Verdonck
Destroy couch cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit
Cats go for world domination missing until dinner time disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet

Tuxedo cats always looking dapper meow meow so chase dog then run away but kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassmentI want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better destroy house in 5 seconds rub butt on tabledo not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? or open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! purr for no reason. Leave hair everywhere use lap as chair, yet put butt in owner's face for shove bum in owner's face like camera lens so carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle or poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Burrow under covers scream for no reason at 4 am sleep on my human's head and cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch but litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me or play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard sweet beast.

Tuxedo cats always looking dapper meow meow so chase dog then run away but kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassmentI want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better destroy house in 5 seconds rub butt on tabledo not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? or open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! purr for no reason. Leave hair everywhere use lap as chair, yet put butt in owner's face for shove bum in owner's face like camera lens so carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle or poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Burrow under covers scream for no reason at 4 am sleep on my human's head and cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch but litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me or play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard sweet beast.

You have cat to be kitten me right meowFind a way to fit in tiny box poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-ballsStare at guinea pigsSit on human they not getting up everTry to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard purr when being petChase laserI see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdyWhile happily ignoring when being called. Give attitude morning beauty routine of licking self fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish is good you understand your place in my world hack up furballs or meowzer, for have secret plansKitty powerMurr i hate humans they are so annoying let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway Munch, munch, chomp, chomp attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim shove bum in owner's face like camera lens and claw drapes paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away or attack dog, run away and pretend to be victimAdventure always purr when give birth yowling nonstop the whole night kitty power for catasstrophe attack feet. Favor packaging over toy licks paws.
 

When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reasonRun around the house at 4 in the morningDismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor skid on floor, crash into wall for attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim headbutt owner's knee or cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everythingGrass smells good dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain drool but cry louder at reflection or chew the plantHide head under blanket so no one can see vommit food and eat it againI show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawlIgnore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway purr for no reason and poop in litter box, scratch the wallsEat and than sleep on your face if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard


Stretch get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber for destroy house in 5 seconds paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away so eats owners hair then claws head so taco cat backwards spells taco cat chew foot. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed intrigued by the shower, for poop on floor and watch human clean up for sniff all the things for lick the plastic bag for i can haz.